About Fuck Grapefruit
This is a consciousness-raising blog.
Here’s the deal:
Clearly, the world would be a better place if certain things were not in it. I’m sure you have you own list already, but you might have missed a few, so think of this as a supplement.
Perhaps I should also explain that ‘fuck’ is used metaphorically; this blog has fuck-all to do with fucking or with grapefruits. The name was inspired by this awesome xkcd cartoon. Ironically, I’m actually quite partial to grapefruits. And to fucking, come to think of it.
Anyway. This may well be my first and last post as I shall probably grow bored of the whole thing by tomorrow, but meanwhile what the hey, let’s get this show on the road. Here are some things that really ought to just go and get fucked. Think about it. Open your mind. You’ll see that I’m right.
Fuck China
Fuck America
Fuck centipedes
Fuck shark conservation
June 13, 2008 at 6:46 am |
This is like reading someone’s self-catharsis. I’m fond of the cartoon you mention. Since I’m here … my list
– dog poo in plastic bags in trash cans (cause where does it go from there?)
- any organically recyclable thing tied up in a plastic bag and thrown away in the trash.
- the Texas-sized area in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, piled 10 feet deep in plastic trash, no doubt many of them filled with organic waste that would just turn to soil in a couple months if it were put somewhere that could happen
I think I feel slightly worse for writing it down, rather than better.
June 25, 2008 at 9:37 pm |
1. You got Li-Li’s head?
2. Japanese nurses all tied up with string.
3. 29
World would be better without the above.
June 26, 2008 at 6:19 am |
[...] Well, I guess their predictive assessment was correct because I promised right here that this blog would only use ‘fuck’ metaphorically. Damn, those Symantec guys are [...]
May 26, 2009 at 9:23 pm |
Hi,
Im disseminating this nice interview with Douglas Rushkoff and I thoguht that perhaps could be interesting for you..
http://www.futureprimitive.org/interviews/162
warm greetings
JL
May 28, 2009 at 9:22 am |
Hey Jose,
Yeah, nice interview — thanks for the link!