Fuck Grapefruit

By misterfricative

This is a consciousness-raising blog.

Here’s the deal:

Clearly, the world would be a better place if certain things were not in it. I’m sure you have you own list already, but you might have missed a few, so think of this as a supplement.

Perhaps I should also explain that ‘fuck’ is used metaphorically; this blog has fuck-all to do with fucking or with grapefruits. The name was inspired by this awesome xkcd cartoon. Ironically, I’m actually quite partial to grapefruits. And to fucking, come to think of it.

Anyway. This may well be my first and last post as I shall probably grow bored with this by tomorrow, but meanwhile what the hey, let’s get this show on the road. Here are some things that really ought to just go and get fucked. Think about it. Open your mind. You’ll see that I’m right.

Fuck China

Fuck America

Fuck centipedes

Fuck shark conservation

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